Religious Spam 1 – Jesus Pays the Bills
It's a quiet evening and you're checking your e-mail. Suddenly and without thought your eyes begin to roll. You can't help it: a family member has just sent you Religious Spam™!
My family - nearly all of them - are religious. Hardcore Pentecostal and therefore I get these e-mails a lot. I thought it would be fun to share them, possibly offer humorous and/or witty comments regarding them.
Ever wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone?
What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to Kids as gifts?
What if we used it when we traveled?
What if we used it in case of emergency?
This is something to make you go.....hmm......where is my Bible?
Oh, and one more thing.
Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry about our Bible being
disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill.
Makes you stop and think 'where are my priorities? And no dropped calls!
P.S. DO WHAT YOU THINK GOD WOULD WANT YOU TO DO WITH THIS EMAIL
Trust in the Lord and *ASAP (Always Say A Prayer)
Have a blessed and wonderful day!
When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you!
If you are one of the 7% who will stand up for Him, forward this.
93% of people won't forward this.
I would offer commentary on this but I think it can stand pretty good on its own... and by that I mean we can ridicule this e-mail on principle alone.