I'm thirsty!

I'm going to begin writing reviews for various things under the moniker of  the Unprofessional Reviewer. The intention is to eventually start writing these for a separate website I plan to develop sometime in the near future.

My problem with critics - when it comes to reviews - is they seem to take up a position where they expect everything they experience to be a life altering event and anything less than that leaves them in dismay as they look back over their career and wonder where it all went wrong.

I, on the other hand, enjoy giving people my opinion on many things - games, movies, music, food, toilet paper, etc. - without expecting these things to be earth shattering events... well, except for the toilet paper as I expect my toilet paper to pleasantly pamper my ass into making it believe it is the Queen of England!

I'll come from a different perspective: as the Unprofessional Reviewer! (Said in booming echo voice.) I will tell you if I liked it or not based on nothing more than if I found the item entertaining, useful, or worthy of my dollars, or if my anus now is a monarch.