Archive for the ‘ Religious Spam ’ Category

Religious Spam 8 – Surprise! ACLU Hates the Military

That damn crazy ACLU. Always raining on the Christian's parade. MILITARY CROSSES BEING REMOVED I AM HONORED TO DO THIS Did you know that the ACLU has filed a suit to have all military cross-shaped headstones removed and another suit to end prayer from the military completely. They're making great progress. The Navy Chaplains can no longer mention [ READ MORE ]

Religious Spam 7 – Untimely Death

This one is a little long so I'm leaving out the normal "crazy" styling for this one. Enjoy! DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS? I SURE DIDN'T TILL NOW Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death! Make a personal reflection about this... Very interesting, read until the end. It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7): 'Be not deceived; [ READ MORE ]

Religious Spam 6 – War on Christmas!

I had quite a wonderful treat in my e-mail today. Seems a friend of the family sent out a wonderful classic Christmas poem with slightly altered wording. The complete ignorance shown in this little poem completely blows my mind. Their entire argument is void and null because their mythical fantasy of Christ isn't the reason [ READ MORE ]

Religious Spam 5 – Jesus goes Native Metaphor

It's a quiet evening and you're checking your e-mail. Suddenly and without thought your eyes begin to roll. You can't help it: a family member has just sent you Religious Spam™! My family - nearly all of them - are religious. Hardcore Pentecostal and therefore I get these e-mails a lot. I thought it would be [ READ MORE ]

Religious Spam 4 – NASA and the Bible

It's a quiet evening and you're checking your e-mail. Suddenly and without thought your eyes begin to roll. You can't help it: a family member has just sent you Religious Spam™! My family - nearly all of them - are religious. Hardcore Pentecostal and therefore I get these e-mails a lot. I thought it would be [ READ MORE ]

Religious Spam 3 – Jesus Pancakes

It's a quiet evening and you're checking your e-mail. Suddenly and without thought your eyes begin to roll. You can't help it: a family member has just sent you Religious Spam™! My family - nearly all of them - are religious. Hardcore Pentecostal and therefore I get these e-mails a lot. I thought it would be [ READ MORE ]

Religious Spam 2 – Jesus Saves Little Wet Pants

It's a quiet evening and you're checking your e-mail. Suddenly and without thought your eyes begin to roll. You can't help it: a family member has just sent you Religious Spam™! My family - nearly all of them - are religious. Hardcore Pentecostal and therefore I get these e-mails a lot. I thought it would be [ READ MORE ]

Religious Spam 1 – Jesus Pays the Bills

It's a quiet evening and you're checking your e-mail. Suddenly and without thought your eyes begin to roll. You can't help it: a family member has just sent you Religious Spam™! My family - nearly all of them - are religious. Hardcore Pentecostal and therefore I get these e-mails a lot. I thought it would be [ READ MORE ]