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		<title>Sexy Internet Ad</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 19:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Rachel Maddow Calls Out Glenn Beck</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Glenn Beck gets called out for calling Rachel Maddow a lier - when he himself was the one caught lying.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glenn Beck gets called out for calling Rachel Maddow a lier - when he himself was the one caught lying.<span id="more-188"></span></p>
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		<title>Religious Spam 8 &#8211; Surprise! ACLU Hates the Military</title>
		<link>http://doug-speaks.com/blog/2010/02/religious-spam-8-surprise-aclu-hates-the-military/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 02:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religious Spam]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[That damn crazy ACLU. Always raining on the Christian's parade.
MILITARY CROSSES BEING REMOVED
I AM HONORED TO DO THIS
Did you know that the ACLU has filed a suit to have all military cross-shaped headstones removed and another suit to end prayer from the military completely. They're making great progress. The Navy Chaplains can no longer mention ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That damn crazy ACLU. Always raining on the Christian's parade.</p>
<blockquote class="crazy"><p>MILITARY CROSSES BEING REMOVED</p>
<p>I AM HONORED TO DO THIS</p>
<p>Did you know that the ACLU has filed a suit to have all military cross-shaped headstones removed and another suit to end prayer from the military completely. They're making great progress. The Navy Chaplains can no longer mention Jesus' name in prayer thanks to the wretched ACLU and our new administration.</p>
<p>I'm not breaking this one. If I get it a 1000 times, I'll forward it a 1000 times!</p>
<p>Let us pray...</p>
<p>Prayer chain for our Military... Don't break it!<br />
Please send this on after a short prayer. Pray for our soldiers<br />
Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands<br />
Protect them as they protect us<br />
Bless them and their families for the selfless act they perform for us in time of need.</p>
<p>In Jesus Name.<br />
Amen. '</p>
<p>Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world. There is nothing attached. Just send this to people in your address book. Do not let it stop with you. Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, Soldier, Sailor, Airman, &amp; others deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best one.<br />
GOD BLESS YOU FOR PASSING IT ON!</p></blockquote>
<p>Crazy. I find it funny how the ACLU helps the Christian's fight for their rights yet attack them for defending the rights of others. Hypocrisy at its finest. I can only hope this family friend keeps supplying me with winners like this.</p>
<p>Oh, and like many of the things that come out of Christian mouths: this is a bold face lie. See the article on <a href="http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/cemetery.asp">Snopes.com</a>.</p>
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		<title>Must Watch: Jamie Kilstein</title>
		<link>http://doug-speaks.com/blog/2010/02/must-watch-jamie-kilstein/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Must watch! I wasn't aware of Jamie Kilstein until I read a blog posting about him over at Dispatches from the Culture Wars.

I fin that I miss George Carlin and his common sense approach to the ridiculous humor there is in life and how society sets itself up. I believe I have found my new generation replacement. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Must watch! I wasn't aware of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Kilstein" target="_blank">Jamie Kilstein</a> until I read a blog posting about him over at <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2010/01/youtube_gems_jaime_kilstein.php" target="_blank">Dispatches from the Culture Wars</a>.</p>
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<p>I fin that I miss George Carlin and his common sense approach to the ridiculous humor there is in life and how society sets itself up. I believe I have found my new generation replacement. The fact that this guy isn't a common house hold name should be a crime. You <strong>must</strong> visit his <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/jamiekilstein" target="_blank">YouTube Channel</a> and <a href="http://www.myspace.com/jamiekilstein" target="_blank">his website</a> plus <a href="http://www.wearecitizenradio.com/" target="_blank">Citizen Radio</a> which he co-hosts along with <a href="http://trueslant.com/allisonkilkenny/" target="_blank">Allison Kilkenny</a>.</p>
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		<title>Jon Stewart Imitates Glenn Beck &#8211; Laughter Ensues</title>
		<link>http://doug-speaks.com/blog/2009/11/jon-stewart-imitates-glenn-beck-laughter-ensues/</link>
		<comments>http://doug-speaks.com/blog/2009/11/jon-stewart-imitates-glenn-beck-laughter-ensues/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas</dc:creator>
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